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浮世绘（04）
5【浮世绘】（04）【作者：纳兰公瑾】作者：纳兰公瑾
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第四章：嘘！他来了！
对于数学物理之类，我是没有半点兴趣的，更何况教学的都是老学究，所以在他们的课堂上我通常是睡得天昏地暗，有胖子在扛着，是出不了大事情的睡足了，自然就是下课时间了
我除了周末会回家一趟，其他时间都是住在学校里。宿舍除了我和胖子，还有两个同级生――黄浩然，一米八的北方汉子，是体育老师的看好的人才，绰号“耗子”；孟楷，信奉“人不中二枉少年”的死宅一枚，萝莉控，妹控我和胖子提着饭盒回到宿舍楼下的时候，刚好碰见打完球赛的黄浩然，便一同上楼去了，这个时辰，孟楷应该还在睡觉，这家伙的昼伏夜出的作息规律非常人可以理解
回到宿舍，一身大汗的黄浩然便先去洗澡，我和胖子叫醒了孟楷，随后也各自忙活去了
“要不，来两局？”洗漱之后的耗子打开电脑，提议玩几把DOTA.我见无事可做，便率先加入了阵营，胖子随后，孟楷受不了我仨儿的眼神，把饭盒往边上一扔，也加了进来
大概是运气太好，我们只玩了半个小时就拿下胜局。小小欢唿后，正打算一鼓作气再下一城，胖子的手机就响了起来。大家伙儿一听他的口气，就知道没戏了
“额……哥们儿，对不起啊！我……我有点事儿，先出去一下啊！”挂了电话，胖子带着歉意对众舍友说道
耗子不说话，直接扔给他一个臭袜子
我忍住笑，指着胖子就骂，“死胖子，你干脆死在那娘们的肚皮上算了！一到关键时刻就跑，专业坑队友呢你！”
“就是就是！”孟楷竖起中指推了推鼻梁上的厚重眼镜，“有了媳妇，就不管弟兄死活了，胖子你这是典型的见色忘友啊！”
胖子尴尬地挠着头，嘿嘿一笑，“我就出去一会儿，跟她见个面而已！没有你们说的那么严重！我胖爷是那种见色忘友的人吗？五分钟！就五分钟！超过一分钟，今晚的宵夜，我请了！”
耗子闻言摇了摇头，顺手把另外一个袜子扔了过去，“赶紧去吧！就你那气管炎的毛病，要是五分钟之内能上来，我黄浩然的名字倒着写！”
“那我真走了啊？”胖子灵活的躲开袜子，然后麻熘地离开了位置，跑到镜子前梳理头发，最后一阵风似的撞门离去
哥仨儿对此早就见惯不怪，又见天色尚早，只稍作调整便继续游戏……晚上八点，刘薇决定只身乘车前往市中心公园。考虑到特殊情况，她特意换
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